Last night the Padres had a retro 70s disco night, which meant they wore their old yellow and brown uniforms from the 70s and the fans were supposed to come dressed in disco outfits. Of course this sounded like a lot of fun, but it presented two major challenges:

1. I didn’t actually know what 70s disco outfits looked like.
2. Since I didn’t know what they looked like, I was pretty sure I didn’t have any.

Google came to the rescue on the first problem, so I set out with a friend to find some 70s clothes. After some driving around, we found an excellent clothing thrift store called “Rags” down in Ocean Beach where I found a huge afro and some excellent retro disco pants. A short walk down Newport I found a tight blueish polyester shirt that showed a healthy amount of chest hair and we were in business!

After the game (which the Padres managed to win 7-0 against the Cardinals!), I headed out downtown with some of the dodgeball crew to hit up Rock Bottom and Malloney’s.